1. The Father praised the Son. As always. Your logic is flawed.
Your logic fails. Christians are also praised by the Father. 1 Corinthians 4:5 "At that time each will receive their praise from God. "
2. Then you're not serving the Father. What a profound mistake you've made. Rightfully recognize your mistakes. Your comment is self defeating. You quoted a verse that simply teaches that God needs nothing. That includes you.
Then you have an idol, a man who is not God. God is not served by human hands therefore there is no such thing as a hypostatic union. For the hypostatic union to co-exist with the fact that God is not served by human hands, then God becoming a man is self-defeating and contradiction because it required that God required the use of human hands to serve Him despite Acts 17:24–25 saying He is not served by human hands. Therefore, God cannot help Him according to your extremely bad non-Christian doctrines; it's non-sense of the highest degree.
Lam 3:41 Let us lift up our heart with our hands unto God in the heavens.
God lives in the human heart. Not what we construct with our hands.
The heart isn't literally the heart in this context. God isn't served by human organs either for that matter. Creations like Jesus cannot do anything to assist Lord God Almighty.
The same is said by Stephen.
Act 7:49 Heaven is my throne, and earth is my footstool: what house will ye build me? saith the Lord: or what is the place of my rest?
Act 7:50 Hath not my hand made all these things?
Rev_21:3 And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.
Heb 8:10 For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and they shall be to me a people:
For a Christian, Our body is called a TEMPLE many time throughout Scriptures. A temple not made with hands....
Joh 2:19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
Joh 2:20 Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
Joh 2:21 But he spake of the temple of his body.
You don't know much of anything about Christian theology. You obviously were never raised in Christianity. You should study more before you make such simple mistakes. You need to understand the entirety of the Scriptures before you pretend what you read actually means that man can't serve God because he is a man. This is utterly preposterous. As rightfully witnessed by myself. You're lost in Islamic teachings. You've brought your Islamic theology into a Christian discussion. Stop pretending you're a Christian. You're a descendent of apostate men. Abandon their ignorance and embrace Jesus Christ. You're not the only one I've meet still "stuck in Islam while trying to claim you're a Christian. You're not a Christian.
The hypostatic union doctrine describes Jesus Christ as both fully human and fully God, united in one person. By the very fact that God is not served by human hands defeats the purpose of the hypostatic union doctrine.
For starters, Paul was perfectly clear that God is not served by human hands, but Jesus and all of his disciples had human hands. Therefore, when people served Jesus with their human hands they were not serving God.
Furthermore, Jesus taught the disciples that when they worship they are to Father the Father in spirit and truth in John 4:23-24, saying "Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in the Spirit and in truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in the Spirit and in truth.” Proving that the kind of human-hands-bowing-down to that Jesus received was not the kind of worship fit for God. Jesus instructed anyone to worship him in spirit and truth like how he did for the Father.
This doctrine about the hypostatic union that you thought was your shoe-in for the deity of Jesus is going to go no where for you here because you have a big wall of scripture in your way. Also, you clearly are not a Christian since it has not been proven that you promote the sin of idolatry by telling people to worship a man with human hands when God doesn't have human hands.
3. Just how does someone have authority and yet not have authority? Care to explain?
There's a hierarchy in the kingdom of heaven. Trinitarians believe that Jesus is God so they take it way too far. Then verses like Matthew 11:25 and Acts 17:24,25 come along and prove that Jesus isn't the Lord of heaven and earth. Yes, Jesus is absolutely Lord, but not of heaven and earth. He is the Lord of the church in heaven and earth, high priest, and mediator between God and men and is still a man right now. Not God.
Acts 2 (NIV)
36“Therefore let all Israel be assured of this: God has made this Jesus, whom you crucified, both Lord and Messiah.”
Ephesians 1 (NIV)
22And God placed all things under his feet and appointed him to be head over everything for the church,
1 Timothy 2 (NIV)
5For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus,
4. Will you ascend to heaven with you human body?
1Co 15:50 Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption.
1Co 15:51 Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,
1Co 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
It's possible. It happened to Jesus and it can happen to others.
2 Cor. 12 (NIV)
2I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago was caught up to the third heaven.
Whether it was in the body or out of the body I do not know—God knows.
1 Thess. 4 (NIV)
17After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.
Now that I dealt with your "misdirection".
What was a misdirection?
Can you answer unequivocally that Jesus is your foundation or not?
Jesus is indeed the chief cornerstone that God YHWH, the Only Sovereign Lord, gave us. I believe that for sure. That proves that since Jesus is the foundation that he is not God.
Isaiah 28
16So this is what the Sovereign Lord says:
“See, I lay a stone in Zion, a tested stone,
a precious cornerstone for a sure foundation;
the one who relies on it
will never be stricken with panic.