Cute. You disregard that there are various competing interpretations. You disregard that Paul shared this over 1900 years ago as if nothing happened after he wrote the warnings. You fail to recognize these were warnings to people who would have known whether the resurrection had happened because they would not be on earth anymore to read Paul's cautions. Perhaps you can explain how they would doubt if they were resurrected or not. I would love to hear your insight into that point.
There is no competing interpretations about His coming and the resurrection of the dead.
For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ all shall be made alive. But each one in his own order: Christ the firstfruits, afterward those who are Christ’s at His coming. Then comes the end, when He delivers the kingdom to God the Father, when He puts an end to all rule and all authority and power.
1 Corinthians 15:22-24
When He returns the dead in Christ will be resurrected and have glorified bodies like Jesus that will never die.
- those who are counted worthy to attain that age, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry nor are given in marriage; nor can they die anymore
But those who are counted worthy to attain that age, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry nor are given in marriage; nor can they die anymore, for they are equal to the angels and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection. Luke 20:35-36
The resurrection is yet to come. Promoting a doctrine that says the resurrection is past is heresy.
Whoever transgresses and does not abide in the doctrine of Christ does not have God. He who abides in the doctrine of Christ has both the Father and the Son. 2 John 9
Heretics who teach people to transgress the doctrine of Christ will not inherit the kingdom of God.
Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. Galatians 5:19-21