The Rogue Tomato
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An engineer goes to heaven, but St. Peter can't find his name in the book of life. So St. Peter sends the engineer to hell.
Six months later, God checks in with Satan. "You've got our engineer. He was sent down there by mistake. You're going to have to send him back."
The devil says, "No way. He cleared up the smoke down here, installed central air conditioning and built an escalator. We're not giving him up."
So God says, "You send him back or we'll sue you."
Satan says, "Oh yeah? Where do you think you can find a lawyer?"
Six months later, God checks in with Satan. "You've got our engineer. He was sent down there by mistake. You're going to have to send him back."
The devil says, "No way. He cleared up the smoke down here, installed central air conditioning and built an escalator. We're not giving him up."
So God says, "You send him back or we'll sue you."
Satan says, "Oh yeah? Where do you think you can find a lawyer?"
